Ha-ha Guess this might interest you nosey people

Dear England,

I'm very sorry. I'm sorry that I stamped on Carvalho in that match against Portugal and got sent off because his private just came up from behind me and I had to put my feet somewhere. My job, after all, is to kick balls. It all happened so fast and I felt bad about it until I found out that I had stepped on a Chelsea player. Go Man U! But I'm sorry too for the behavior of my Man U teammate Cristiano Ronaldo. I bear no ill will against Cristiano but I understand that there will be a boxing ring installed in the locker room at United when we all get back together again. I don't think Sir Alex Ferguson knows about this. I shall settle Cristiano's unsporting behavior by going Mike Tyson on his a** in a most sporting way. We shall remain the best of mates as I wait for him to come out of the coma. I'm sorry you will not see Ronnie bags to run to Argentina.


From Life! Straits Times 050706
(this got my a** laughing too, in a more comical manner of cause)



P.S Go France! Prove your worth tonight against Portugal. )