13 February 2007
AH BENG'S VALENTINE

Roses are red
Bluebirds are blue
If you dun pak tor with me
I will hoot you

T T DURAI'S VALENTINE

My pay was high
My tap was gold
I'm now looking for love
For when I’m paroled

SENIOR MINISTER'S VALENTINE

My darling Wife
No ifs, ands, or buts
Please don't say anything
About which you know nuts

ELITE BLOGGER'S VALENTINE

Red is my rose
White is my lace
Please get out of my
Elite uncaring face

SINGAPORE GIRL'S VALENTINE

Chicken or beef?
Red wine or sherry?
Sir, you're a foreigner?
Come, let us marry!

THAKSIN'S VALENTINE

The price I paid for your love
Was more than your money could buy
So why not throw in a P.R.
Since now I can't be Thai?

AN ELDERLY POLITICIAN'S VALENTINE

My flag is half red
My windcheater blue
If you don't say you love me
I will sue you

AN ELDERLY POLITICIAN'S SON'S VALENTINE

Darling, you wear the pants
And that to me is just fine
But really, must the pants that you wear
Also have to be mine?



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