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1) APPLICATION FOR NATIONAL SERVICE
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: Foo Tee Jun
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Location: Pulau Tekong School 1
Date of departure: 15th Sept 2008
Time of departure: 2pm
Date of return NOT to exceed: 1st Oct 2008

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other female species (if there is). I shall not even speak to another female sergent or officer, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile in the evening, nor shall I use too much of my handphone battery life to call other people AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said army aggravation. I understand that even if permission is granted to go in, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be upset with me the following weeks for no valid reason whatsoever.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: Foo Tee Jun
Request is: APPROVED / DENIED (deleted one)

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.

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